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Shouldn’t there be a goat sacrifice in there somewhere? They told me in school that you get 2nd gear by sacrificing a goat calf.
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True story.
Car throttle occasionally comes across my Facebook feed, but it seems to bro-tastic for me to follow
![]() 08/10/2015 at 22:29 |
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Don’t forget the magic.
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I always thought there was some sort of time-warping function that would account for the ages that pass between a throttle input and a downshift.
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![]() 08/10/2015 at 22:49 |
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It’s much more simpler than that:
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Ants make it shift :P
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You could substitute that automatic transmission with life and the analogy works.
![]() 08/11/2015 at 03:22 |
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KEEP IT THAT WAY
![]() 08/11/2015 at 10:07 |
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I guess I hate autos so much because they’re a perfect mirror of my life post-college.